her favourite toy

Dora’s birthday celebration

the one with the poop

The bathroom light bulb decided to stop working weeks ago. Yuhei attempted to change it numerous times. First, he bought the wrong one, which doesn’t fit. Then the cartridge or something like that, decided to spoil. We’ve been showering and bathing with candle lights ever since. Last night, I needed to poop a.s.a.p and couldn’t care less to light the candles.

Jenn: Boobie! Can I leave the door open while I poop?

Yuhei: Ew! Close the door!

Jenn: But I can’t see my shit!

Yuhei: Why do you need to see your shit?

Jenn: For satisfaction purposes…

Yuhei: Wokay……..!!!

Jenn: Don’t come around! My shit is shy!

Yuhei: ……………… I WON’T!!!!!!!!!!

Azura’s Wedding

I was at my dear old primary school friend’s wedding a few weeks ago. Have not seen her for ages.
I still remember the tomboyish 10-year-old Azu back in the Convent days, in contrast with that night – she looked so elegant and alluring in her beautiful, beautiful wedding gown, with her charming Japanese-looking (as Yuhei pointed out) prince.

My old classmates are getting married, one by one! 25 years old. It’s a starting point, now. Gosh! I still remember those days when we used to play congkak and Batu-7, police and thief, eat KFC, throw Nadia’s tudung as she chased us around for it… We’re all grown up now. And some married. Don’t think I’ll be in line anytime soon, though.

Yuhei and I, we’re not the marrying type. Anyways, I love having free quality wedding dinners. And if I’m married, I have to give angpows when I go home for Chinese New Year, man! That’s like a grenade in the wallet, you know! Quintessential cheapskate, I am. So I shan’t be married till I’m a millionaire!

this is BETTER than shuffling!

pronaz sent me this. It’s DAMNNNNNN COOLLLLLLLL!!!!!! I’m seriously thinking of learning this cool dance next time I go rave, man! Sure RAAWWWKKKK!!!

NEW RAVE DANCE

Dragon Quest XIII

Yay! Level 35! I got my adopted team whom Yuhei named ‘Wind Hedz’. Because I am so wind-headed (this is another story another time).

Jessica got magic bikini! The Baccarat casino will open soon! Yay! Earn more money, buy more things to make in the alchemy pot and level up! I can never beat my game advisor. He’s comfortable at Level 82!!!!!!!!

word of the day

Yuhei: A girl with gynomass ass is so turn off!

Jenn: Gynomass?

Yuhei: Yea, gynomass!

Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and couldron bubble;

What do you get when you mix gigantic – enormous – massive?

[pronounced : jai-noh-maas]

{Yuheitionary : very VERY BIG}

that party at 1 Utama

One of the suckiest rave party I’ve ever been to. Far too many people. Far too hot. Far too sweaty. Far too suffocating. Like fuck! And the crowd SUCKS! Speaking of rempit raving! Where the hell are the usual original ravers?! Lucky my tickets were F.O.C! Wtf. I miss those Cyberjaya rave times. REGENERATE! Please come back!

The only highlight for me at the event was – I saw this girl with wardrobe malfunction. She wore this top with a slit at the chest. And the slit was like lopsided and it showed her right bra like half of it! Reminds me of the Janet Jackson nipple thingy, remember? I wanted to tell her but I did not know how. So Yuhei and I just laughed to ourselves.

These are the first few pictures of my new hairdo. Yes, I chopped it off! It’s friggin short now. Still trying to get used to it.

I hate it when I wake up in the mornings. You know – Dragon Ball????!!!

PRPS brand?

Eric: Eh, I show you one jeans.

Jenn: You bought from Ebay ah?

Eric: Do you know the brand PRPS?

Jenn: What’s that?! Pasar Rempit Paria Stuff??????

Eric: Cibai.

hungry…

I’m telling you, it’s a blasphemy to shoot a picture of a doughnut so up and close. Hackering all plans I had to be on a diet. Ish!

Doughnuts from this place called Big Apple Donuts and Coffee (The Curve).

Jamie

My beautiful sister.

rave party! rave party!

This weekend, i get to dance! This weekend, I get to cucuk langit!

I am going! Tickets are expensive but I got mine for free! Thanks to Yamin from Don’t Panic. I’ve been a pain in the ass to him for the past couple of weeks demanding endlessly for some freeloading. Sorry Yams…

Not easy this one. But I got it! I got it! I got it!

Push me; And then just touch me
Till I can get my satisfaction…

green tea Cat!

After months of using De Flea shampoo on Crissy, I got really bored and fed-up with the strong medicinal smell it left on her. But the shampoo really worked well and up to its name: deflea-ing fleas. Crissy couldn’t be any cleaner and healthier with the once a week shower.

Over last week, I told Yuhei numerous times I wanted Crissy to be smelling nice and fresh like lavender. I was up on switching her De Flea to a sweet lavender shampoo. I couldn’t manage to get one. Over the counter, there were ‘apple’, ‘aloe vera’ and ‘green tea’. My first option was apple. Then a stray thought flew over… “A cat that smells like green apple?!!! HAHAHA!!!”

We decided to get the green tea shampoo. Mind you, it’s very green, indeed.

My little darling now smells like the Japanese tea you drink over sushi.