My friend Eric bought this eenie-weenie-teenie-meenie Asian-sized dildo cum vibrator in the UK three/four years ago. He said it has never been used before so Friday night, four of us girls were at his home after partying. So we asked him whether we can borrow the thing…
He said, “Can! But I want a full report after one week!”
So we said, “Why one week???!!! We can give you the review NOW!”
And so it goes that we brainstormed there and then the multi-purpose usage of a sex vibrator.
01. nipple / armpit / in between fingers & toes sensationer (as shown above)
02. head / neck / back / temple / calf massager
03. egg / flour beater
04. hair curler
05. pretend it to be a mic to practice your bathroom singing
06. lips pouter enhancer (vibrate against your lips) in replacement to colagen
07. foot massager
08. cocktail stirer
09. self-defense weapon a.k.a baton
10. press it against your throat and impersonate Darth Vader, “I am your father”.
Eric got so upset he was yelling, “Sex vibrator for sex lah! Not multi-purpose! Rosak lah that thing!”.
