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Jenn’s Top Ten List of Irritating Cartoon Icons

July 26, 2006

Hateful cartoon characters to date. Irritating, mean and loud. Bugger!

Basically, the entire cast of Alice in Wonderland plus a few other characters.



10. The Singing Butterfly (The Last Unicorn)
Shut the fuck up and your poems are LOUSY!


09. The Red Bull (The Last Unicorn)
This big-fat bull is pathetic! His ONLY life purpose is to push unicorns into the sea.


08. Huey, Dewey & Louie (Mickey Mouse & Friends)
Stop bullying Uncle Donald, you pests!


07. The Grinch (How the Grinch Stole Christmas)
You deperately need a shower! And get a life. Loser!


06. Madhatter (Alice in Wonderland)
You stupid annoying old-fart. You deserve to be in a strait-jacket!


05. March Hare (Alice in Wonderland)
You useless hare, you! Your tea suck big-time!


04. The Queen (Alice in Wonderland)
Fat ugly bitch! Drama queen! Paint the roses red, my ass!


03. Tweedledee & Tweedledum (Alice in Wonderland)
If only I could tie-up both your necks with each other… Ggrrrrr….. No, wait… What neck??!!! You bloated melons!


02. Caterpillar (Alice in Wonderland)
Eh, bloody stoner! I’ll squash you with my bong!


01. Cheshire Cat (Alice in Wonderland)
Where’s the sledgehammer? I wanna knock-out ALL his teeth!